Another day huh.
All the time!
Did you know? Monsters consume 6743934^23243 victims every second! You can't do anything about it, but you do have to know about it! Do you feel bad yet? Do you feel awful! Well, good for you, but consider how horrible everyone else feels all the time! We bet your troubles aren't as bad as every single bad thing in the world ever!
It NEVER ends!
If you didn't feel awful and overwhelmed and awfully overwhelmed before, then boy do I have NEWS for you! It just keeps going! So much death and decay and these poor restless souls that are all gunked up real bad! Are you one of them? Are you spiraling? Aren't we all?
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Celebrating the death of
X̵̷͍͖̥̯͚͕̥͕̳̼̻̯̠̗̖̑͂̐ͧ͐ͫͩ̽ͧ̏̓̕ͅX̢̺̞̮̩̗̼̱̯̤̟̮̭͕̜̥ͯ̈́ͩ̒̾̆ͯ͛ͩͫ͒ͨ͟͡ͅX̛̖̲̱̬̼̮̒̈̅ͨ̅ͯ̽ͣ̅ͤ͜͝͞X̉̄͆̒̚͟͏̡̣̙̦̲̙̮̣͔͍͖̼̘̹͈̭͔͝͡ͅX̵̨̬̩̣̱̪̻̣̬͚̰̗̜̹̫͇̹̬̎̈̎ͧ́̃̏̚͜͜͠ͅ-̴̨̨̖̲̼̺͇̘̦̖̱̭͎̱͍͉͙̲̺̓̄͌͆̒ͬ̃̌͑͂ͣ̏̑̓ͭͅX̍͂̃ͪͣ̅͞҉̮̠͕̜̬͎͈͖̠͚̤̟̱X̸̸̙͔͎̜̠̠͉͚͎̞̺̮̟̼̩̋̽̑̑̓͗̊͑̅̾̊ͭ̈͒́ͧ̋̈́̕͟ͅX̷̺̺͖̗̮̬͔̩̦̟̯͍̮̠͖ͦ͑ͦͤ̾̃̽͋̔ͭ̄̐ͤ̍̉͟͟ͅX̨̫͚͉͚̟̫̯̳̭̣͙̒̃ͧ͗̊̒͂̽̋ͥ͘͢͟X̝͓͚̥͎̠̦̪̘̙̮̾̀ͮ͌ͪͫ̐ͧ́͘ͅX̷̶̖̩̣̗͎͉͚͎̰͇̤̥̯̪̜̌̐͐ͬͫ͂͐́ͤ́͢X̴͙̣̯̱̋ͧ̊ͮ̎͌̈́̃̅̎͂͘͞
, we wish the family condolences and wishful thinking. Born
X̢̮͓̣̣̦̗̤͙͍̩̮̰̠͓̠̜͕͆̊͋̈́̓̿́̚X̶̡̛͕͔̞̏̅ͦͬ̎̂̔̆̃ͪ͑̏ͦ̏̚̕ͅͅX̸̶͗͛ͤͤͭ́̅ͬ̔̀ͬ̀͏̸̮͈̝͉̜̣̘͈̳͓͓͔͓ͅX̷̡̛̟̗̳̜͕̭̼̪͈͎͖͎̬̖̟̍̌͒̈͐̍ͬͥ̌ͨ͆ͧ̀ͭ̂̏͝,
passed on recently.
Rest In Peace
Enjoy the beauty of existence in a place where your troubles can't reach you. The sanctuary of satisfaction we all strive for is located closer than you'd expect.